A Return To Stormwind

Author: DarkSaphiri  //  Category: Journals

I returned to Stormwind today. Everything has changed. Every brick. Every stone. The water in the canals seems thick and syrupy. There has been too much death and pain. However much I return here, I will never again feel the breeze upon my skin or watch the birds flitter among the trees without feeling the sharp sting of loss. I can remember playing on these streets and alleys as a child. I remember more of my former life every day. But however much of my old life returns to me, Stormwind will never again be my home. I was born here. But I died before the Wrath Gate. I was brought back on that cursed ground among the corpses of my friends. I was reborn among the screams of my guild-mates as Sinister Crue was destroyed. If I have a home now, it is that blood-soaked ground.

I will never know why the Lich King chose Smyyth and I among all of our companions. Perhaps our crimes were greater. Our hearts darker. Whatever the reasons, he brought us back through the darkness into that darker horror of rage and hatred. However much the denizens of Stormwind may look at us with fear and suspicion, their recriminations can never equal the anguish that fills my days when I walk among them, still hearing in my head the screams of their brothers, sisters, fathers, mothers and children that I slaughtered in the service of the Lich King. No, now as I visit the depths of the catacombs beneath the Slaughtered Lamb tavern where I was born, being glanced at by the young warlocks whose hearts are being filled by the seductive sweetness of dark power and shadow, I envy their naiveté. As I stand before Lord Gakin the Darkbinder, who was once my father, and honor his wish to pretend he doesn’t know this Death Knight who stands before him, I wish I might be free for a moment in his childish arrogance, certain that my dark powers set me above the rest of humanity and allow me the false belief that they allow me to protect those I love.

When I look into my father’s eyes now, all I can think is that the old warlock has never known real pain. Or horror. Or loss. There he stands, surrounded by his lackeys and young students, safe in a world that makes sense and in which everything has its place. He’s never stood on either side of the Wrath Gate, so far removed from his own humanity that he doesn’t remember the being he used to be, much less that he once had family and friends. No, I am so far removed from these people that there is no reason to return to Stormwind. Smyyth is my family now. The remains of Sinister Crue provide our structure. But if we have a home now, it’s far from Stormwind or the Exodar. Our home now is the far reaches of Icecrown, fighting the Lich King and trying to atone for our crimes. Our comfort is on horseback. Our peace is in killing Arthas Menethil’s minions. That is what we are. In the halls of Stormwind and The Exodar, we find only ghosts.

I am not what I once was. I am not who I once was. But I am alive. Even if it is by the Lich King’s dark magicks. There is nothing for me here. I should accept that. There is a ship here in Stormwind that will take me home to Northrend. Perhaps this time I should remain there. If nothing else I owe it to Sinister Crue to keep our blood-stained tabard upright. I owe it to Smyyth to keep on fighting. She is the only one who can understand what what I have lost. It is not a perfect existence. But I am her conscience, just as she is mine. We are each the other’s reason for being. That is something I will never find here walking among someone else’s memories, haunted by another Saphiri’s ghosts.

My mother was the only person in the Slaughtered Lamb who would talk to me. She told me, “You are not my Saphiri. You are a dark abomination.”

Her words comforted me. It was nothing I didn’t know. I had no words for her that were not barbed, so I conceded the point. “Yes,” I told her simply, “I am a dark abomination.”

There is no need to return here again.

Kick-Ass Theme Re-Discovered

Author: Saphiri  //  Category: General

Obviously, I finally found the old WordPress theme that we used to know and love. The hooded figure in the middle of the Header is named Kylie. We believe she’s a fallen Spirit Healer who’s been relegated to collecting the souls that cannot be redeemed. What better patron saint for a guild that’s full of ghosts?

We’re Back, Biznitches!

Author: Saphiri  //  Category: General

We are the guild that would not die. We are the guild that could not die!

Okay, okay. You get the point. We’re still here. No one cares, really, but we like shaking our fists at imaginary enemies, anyway.  There’s no real point to this post, other than to announce that the web site is back up and running. All two active guild members should be made aware of this (as soon as I finish up here, I’ll go into the living room and tell the other member).

I don’t know why we hang onto this guild, but we do. At this point it’s mostly a stubborn tradition.

The web site still looks like shite. The beautiful and amazing custom theme that we had is trapped on the hard drive of a dead laptop. One of these days we’re going to buy one of those external hard drive case thingies and get the pretty theme off of there. But for now, this is what we have. Sorry about that. We’ll try to do better soon.

Official Design

Author: Saphiri  //  Category: General

Many have asked when the information portal will be returning to its former, official design. We hope to have our patron saint, Kylie, back on our pages within the next month or so. Her presence has been greatly missed.

Please bear with us as we continue to repair the damages from our recent battles with the Lich King. While we have restored most of our functions, damage to some of the under-structure was more extensive than was first estimated. We will bring those pertinent design functions back online as soon as we are confident we can safely do so.

- Gen. Saphiri

Prayers For Gen. Ariomus

Author: Saphiri  //  Category: General

We would like to encourage all personnel to keep Gen. Ariomus in their prayers. Ari is recuperating from wounds sustained while in battle with forces aligned with the Lich King. Tactical sensitivities prevent us from providing further details about the incident(s). Suffice it to say that Ari acquitted herself well and was greatly admired by those who fought under her capable leadership. We all wish her well during her convalescence, and we look forward to seeing her again among our ranks very soon.

Horde Roster – Sin Crue

Author: Saphiri  //  Category: Guild Stats

  • Wicasta
    Level 42
    Achievement points: 270
  • Dimshyn
    Level 41
    Achievement points: 190
  • Caldwell
    Level 35
    Achievement points: 280
  • Tashe
    Level 34
    Achievement points: 230
  • Allios
    Level 27
    Achievement points: 100
  • Syninme
    Level 23
    Achievement points: 60
  • Betrixia
    Level 22
    Achievement points: 0
  • Preasua
    Level 20
    Achievement points: 100
  • Alembic
    Level 20
    Achievement points: 130
  • Dolan
    Level 15
    Achievement points: 10
Members total: 11

Our Horde brothers and sisters took a greater beating than our Alliance division during the Battle of the Wraith Gate; almost to the point of collapse. It was considered that it might be best to heal the wounds of the survivors by allowing them to dissolve the Horde charter and align themselves with other Horde guilds. However, the surviving members of the Horde division, Sin Crue, would not hear of it.

We are most proud to announce that the Horde division will remain under our organizational banner, under the command of its ranking officer, Bvt. Col. Caldwell. We look forward to helping them re-build their strength and numbers.

For more information on this unit’s military strength, seek out their compiled status documents at the Armory.

Please visit our Fallen Heroes memorial if you would like to pay your respect to those revered comrades who have fallen in battle; those whose valued and much missed companionship still fills our hearts and memories.

Alliance Roster – Sinister Crue

Author: Saphiri  //  Category: Guild Stats

  • Smyyth
    Level 80
    Achievement points: 850
  • Ariomus
    Level 80
    Achievement points: 1670
  • Saphiri
    Level 80
    Achievement points: 1570
  • Sweethang
    Level 66
    Achievement points: 500
  • Moardin
    Level 65
    Achievement points: 410
  • Darksmyyth
    Level 64
    Achievement points: 200
  • Darksaphiri
    Level 64
    Achievement points: 290
  • Alther
    Level 53
    Achievement points: 270
  • Bitte
    Level 45
    Achievement points: 280
  • Aldrin
    Level 43
    Achievement points: 220
  • Mesu
    Level 41
    Achievement points: 210
  • Humtero
    Level 35
    Achievement points: 0
  • Vexxen
    Level 32
    Achievement points: 160
  • Danke
    Level 28
    Achievement points: 130
  • Nogue
    Level 25
    Achievement points: 10
  • Sinistrpadre
    Level 24
    Achievement points: 130
  • Tallcanman
    Level 22
    Achievement points: 0
  • Chart
    Level 22
    Achievement points: 0
  • Neima
    Level 22
    Achievement points: 120
  • Kreudori
    Level 20
    Achievement points: 130
  • Sinisterboy
    Level 20
    Achievement points: 60
  • Feniks
    Level 19
    Achievement points: 150
  • Aidia
    Level 17
    Achievement points: 20
  • Chaney
    Level 13
    Achievement points: 60
Members total: 24
This is a full listing of the Alliance roster. Given that our ranks have been so depleted from the recent Battle at the Wraith Gate, we can now list all personnel as well as our ranking officers.

While our losses are most grievous, all surviving members should give yourselves a hand. We are very proud of those who have fallen. We are proud of those who have suffered. And we are proud of those who survived. Without your determination, we could easily have fallen as so many other guilds did due to their losses. Without your passionate support, we could not begin the painful process of rebuilding what was lost.

Now let’s re-build our ranks and get back into the battle! We have much to avenge upon the Lich King!

For more information on this unit’s military strength, seek out their compiled status documents at the Armory.

Please visit our Fallen Heroes memorial if you would like to pay your respect to those revered comrades who have fallen in battle; those whose valued and much missed companionship still fills our hearts and memories.

Contact Gen. Saphiri, ranking Guild Master, if you have further questions.

I Know It’s Ugly…

Author: Saphiri  //  Category: General

Sorry about the new site design, folks. What we have here is the result of a series of mishaps and misadventures. First our laptop went down (taking with it all of my WordPress themes, including the way cool one that I created specifically for this site), and then our server was hacked. The last couple of days have been a rough ride.

I’m sure I have a back-up of the old theme somewhere on my desktop in my studio. I’ll dig it out and install it as soon as possible. In the meantime, please look over the layout here. It’s a stop-gap measure.

New and Cool Add-Ons

Author: Ariomus  //  Category: General

Found some new and cool addons for WoW.

Altoholic – it’s an addon that lists all your alts on any realm. Can list about anything you can think of. Can find upgrades for gear and tells you where you get them. It does just about everything except level your character for you! lol

DBM – aka deadly boss mod. Shows you when they are about to do things, like casts spells and stuff like that. it’s very handy in instances.

Carbonite – it’s a quest helper. It shows coordinates, locations where you do the quests you haven’t completed yet. Also creates a small mini map that is movable showing where the quests in your quest log are located, also shows them on the big map too. It creates another window showing a lists of quests that you are closest to that you haven’t done but are in your quest log.

Portal Box 6.0 – it’s for mages. Creates a separate window that lists all known ports, either self or groups. Have to reach the level required and learn that portal to be able to cast that portal though.

Cellular – it’s a messaging addon. It creates a collapsible window for whispers in the game.

Auctionator – it’s for the auction house. You can create multiple auctions with just a couple clicks of the mouse, when you input the item you want to sell if you have more than one that you want to sell. It can also look for the item you are putting up in the AH and show you the prices for them. You can set how much you want to undersell the lowest item.

Omen – it’s a threat meter. Shows the aggro while fighting something. If you have a pet or minion it will show in the log too. If you start to get close to taking aggro from the tank or pet/minion the screen will start flashing red, or make a sound.

Those are all the current addons that I use for WoW. Check them out and see if you like them!

Ariomus Reaches Level 80!

Author: Saphiri  //  Category: General

Congratulations to Ariomus on being the first guild member to reach level 80. If you run across Ariomus in-game, the proper etiquette to follow is to target Ari, type “/bow” followed by “/notworthy”. Hopefully the rest of us can catch up soon, as the longer Ariomus spends alone at level 80, the more god-like and unforgiving she’ll become.